Monday, June 23, 2014

First World Vacation Issues

Hey guys, I'm currently on the road with the family on our great tour to rescue my sister (her Imperial Majesty) from her marine studies in Louisiana. We can only rescue her tomorrow so we are spending the weekend in Universal Studios. So rather than make you all jealous about the cool stuff I've been seeing, here instead is all the stuff that has gone wrong thus far:

  • We ran into three troops of boy scouts as we were trying to get food on the way down.
  • We stopped to watch the SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket go off. The mission was scrubbed.
  • My sister's (the Wild One) tickets were all in my other sister's (her Imperial Majesty) name.
  • We arrived one weekend too early to get into Diagon Alley in the Harry Potter section of the park.
  • We completely missed the Jurassic Park Discovery Center on our circuit of the park.
  • I did not get a picture with Captain America.
  • One of the pianists at the bar was mixing up their Irish and Jewish stereotypes when they were singing Irish drinking ballads.
If this seems short, it's because it is. We've had an absolute blast thus far.


Bonus Write-a-Thon Update: We've got a list of C'13 instructors and students participating on our year's official home page. Help spread the love to some of these wonderful people! (And also to me. I'm currently only 20 haikus behind on my backlog.)

Friday, June 20, 2014

Haikus! (and the Clarion Write-a-Thon)

    Guys, I'm about to begin a journey for the Clarion Write-a-Thon which helps eighteen fledgling science fiction and fantasy writers each year attend Clarion USCD, a six week workshop with absolutely amazing set of award-winning instructors. It was a completely life changing and insanely positive experience when I had the privilege to attended last year, and I honestly can't say how much it has impacted me as a person let alone as an author.

    But I was only able to attend with help from the MSU Knight-Wilhelm Scholarship, and not everyone is so fortunate to attend Michigan State to qualify for it. So, I am going to be writing to raise money for scholarships to help people afford to make the leap.

    For my Write-a-Thon, I will be attempting to get six stories out the door in six weeks. While doing that, I'm also trying to get my MS thesis done, fit in a few adventures, and trying not to devolve into a puddle of self-loathing. And while this seems daunting, I am happy to share a little secret:

You Can Help!



 If you want to help here's the gameplan: 

Haikus for Donations
  • By donating to my drive, I'll personally write haikus for you.
  • For each dollar that you donate, I will write you one haiku.
        ($1 = 1 Haiku, $20 = 20 Haikus, and so forth)
  • I will send them to you via Facebook, Twitter, or email.
        (Your preference.)
  • If I cannot send them via those, they will be posted in a weekly abandoned haiku post.
  • Anonymous donations will also count to the haiku count and go to the abandoned haiku post.
  • Making a pledge means that for each story I send out, I will write that many haikus for you. 

Warnings and Disclaimers
  • I am not a poet.
  • These will not be edited.
  • You have no say in content, but that's half the fun. 
  • Expect awful prose.
  • It will take me time to keep on top of this, but all haikus will be written within a week of donation. (Threats of further donations are encouraged.)
  • Vulgarity, obscenity, and crude jokes will be avoided to the best of my ability.

So, you donate money to support fledgling authors and I write haikus and short stories. It's a win-win.

Again, you can find my drive page here or on the list of authors participating. (I'm right under Kim Stanley Robinson!) And if you have more money burning a hole in your pocket or you want to spread the love amongst several other authors, these are other Clarion USCD 2013 folks that would appreciate your support:

Monday, June 16, 2014

The Beers I Drank in College

These are a very brief summary of the types of beers that I drank, and still drink, from my undergrad years. I have enjoyed others, but these are staples.

  1. PBR
        Typical light lager. Perfect for a warm day or a crowded music venue. Taste reminiscent of days at the beach, film crews, houses painted blue, and things you've lost and will never see again.

  2. #9 - Magic Hat
        Pale ale on the tender side of hoppy. Good for small parties and card games. Taste reminiscent of dive bars, private talks in kitchens, dungeons and dragons, and hanging out with people again for the first time in months.

  3. Oberon - Bell's
        Wheat ale with citrus notes. Good for family gatherings and summer holidays. Taste reminiscent of graduation parties, patios with comfortable chairs, teaching euchre, and afternoons stretching into warm evenings.

  4. Dragon's Milk - New Holland Brewery
        High gravity stout. Excellent as the one beer you drink over a night. Taste reminiscent of formal wear, the song you last danced to as a freshman, still knowing all the words, and talking about fencing well after midnight.

  5. Guinness
        Irish dry stout. Good for movie marathons and distant cities. Taste reminiscent of words on the page, couch cushion forts, karaoke, and trying to figure out which episode is next at three in the morning.

Monday, June 9, 2014

Software Dump

A non-comprehensive set of software that I rely upon daily.

  1.  Chrome- Not necessarily better than Firefox, but I've got all my stuff on here.
    (Has viewed 903 unique cat pictures this week.)
        <Web Browser>
  2. Spotify- Most of my music selection has been sent to the cloud (for better or worse).
    (Listens to literally only one playlist.)
        <Cloud Music Player>
  3. Scrivener- You don't need scrivener to write, but by god does it help.
    (Totally Not Stockholm Syndrom.)
        <Writing Suite>
  4. Steam- Also known as my Dota 2 updating service.
    (577 lifetime hours recorded. Utter noob.)
        <Gaming Platform>
  5. Notung 2.8- Shameless work plug. I hear it has a GUI too, but I haven't seen it in a while.
     (Yes, I know 2.7 is beta, and 2.8 is dropping next weekend.)
        <Phylogenetics Engine>
  6. Python 2.7- Yes, I know there's a 3.0. Give me another 6 years and I'll switch.
    (aka I'm glad the industry uses this so I don't have to learn another.)
        <Programing Language>
  7. Emacs- You could use a different word processor. You could also be wrong.
    (Totally Stockholm Syndrom.)
        <Text Editor>
  8. Powerpoint- Also known as the devil's drawing board.
    (Source of at least 8 hours of rampant cussing and 1 therapy session this week.)
        <Presentation Editor>
  9. GIMP- When I, who have no visual-artistic skill, need to draw something.
    (Man. I really wish I knew how to draw.)
        <Image Editing Suite>
  10. Fugu- When I am too lazy to just ssh in and scp stuff over.
    (Ooooo... drag and drop.)
        <SSH client>

Tuesday, June 3, 2014

Writing Process Blog Tour

Writing Process Blog Tour: June 3, 2014

After finally getting to summer vacation alive (marked by WisCon 38 and all its glory), Alyssa Wong, who has recently published her first short story, The Fisher Queen in F&SF (May/June 2014), has invited me to join the Writing Process Blog Tour.
I'm not one to turn down a pretty face, especially when she's holding a tiny bonesaw to my radial nerve. 
1. What am I working on?
Currently I have a few drafts that I'm juggling, one of which deals with an abstracted (i.e. a concrete) version of phylogenetic trees and some personal family history. Another is a robot detective story in which I'm dealing with capturing non-human, non-centralized thoughts on the page. My other short story draft currently in progress is a story about siblings, weaving, and gender that is currently undergoing another complete rewrite.

2. How does my work differ from others of its genre?
I do science for my day job, which is not terribly uncommon for SF writers, but I don't typically stick to just hard science fiction when I write. 
My fantasy--when it works--is tied to a concept I hold very closely. I like to take something with subtle power: the true relationship between two living things, the heavy reliance upon something both alien and intimate, or the idea that words can mean something. I like to take that concept and then give it power, something that you can hold and use to your advantage. Often with consequence. 
My science fiction tends to focus on traditional F&SF tropes (robots primarily), but by comparing both the actual limitations that we've encountered and the golden age science fiction concepts that we are striving towards (or away from). What I've seen work best for me is "quiet SF" where people wrestle with the future made today and what they expected it to be. I write loud SF sometimes, but it just doesn't seem to work for me all that often.

3. Why do I write what I do?
I grew up deeply loving the narrative of science and read speculative fiction voraciously, as many young children do. I love the heartbreak that can come from science, the optimism that permeates the atmosphere, and the seemingly bizarre and contradicting systems that develop from pursuing and cataloging it. Most of all, I love that even in the face of complex and unknowable systems, humans rationalize and dull even the most fascinating phenomena. We take a world of wonder and beauty and manage to distill it into Organic Chemistry 101 and Introduction to Calculus.
I write because I think that sometimes we need to fall in love with bizarre but earthly ideas. That we need to see the beauty of microfloral biofilms and the elegance of statistical analysis. Abstract but stable ideas that let us understand the world a little bit better.

4. How does your writing process work?

First, as I think most writers start, I need to find an idea. Usually it's something simple. Something I'm deeply afraid of works best, but things I worry about work too. Then I find a scientific concept that I think pairs with it. Something that is both affected by and influences the idea. I've tried writing one without the other, and it just doesn't seem to work for me.
Then I need driving time. It takes about 5 hours to drive to my parent's house two states away, and while most of that time is spent singing wildly to various playlists, a lot of that is plotting. I iterate scenes in my head and will create and destroy several character concepts. The fear and the concept fight and form interference patterns with each other in my head: parts they agree on, and parts where they do not. I usually have very little control over how exactly they decide to interact. On shorter trips (usually 1-2 hours) I can write down what I've thought of at the end, but longer trips need note-taking stops (as well as gas, coffee, and bathroom breaks).
After that I start writing. I usually have a solid scene order and character intentions at that point. Most of it is liable to shift and change, but those central concepts usually stick. Then it's just a point of fleshing it out. Then it's nailing it out and editing until my eyes bleed. I'm still figuring out what works best for me on that front.

Next on the tour are Thom Dunn and Will Kaufman! Be sure to read their blogs and look for their posts on June 10th! 
Thom Dunn is a Clarion UCSD graduate of 2013, lover of punk rock, and has had a love affair with footnotes that the rest of the population could only imagine. 

Will Kaufman is also a Clarion 2013 graduate, the "proud owner of 34 vertebrae," and the writer of stories so beautifully haunting that I've had to start burning sage when I read them.

Monday, June 2, 2014

Rejected Superpowers

My sister (the Wild One) just saw the new X-men movie. So of course she asked me what her superpowers should be. I am apparently not good at writing superpowers for teenage girls. Here are the ones she rejected (and one she picked):

  1. Dendropathy - the ability to control wood with your mind
        tWO: <Wood? Really wood>
  2. The ability to cause paintings and objects to speak
        tWO: <No>
  3. Prehensile Hair
        tWO: <What? No>
  4. Shapeshifting into various apex predators
        tWO: <Haha, no. I want a really cool power>
  5. Can cause seismic events with voice
        tWO: <Telepathy, or flying, or water control are cool powers>
        PJR:  <Water control is cool, but not wood?>
        tWO: <Yes.>
        PJR:  <You are ruined by pop culture.>
  6. The ability to turn into shadows
        tWO: <That's kind of cool>
  7. Joy Induction - ability to cause manic episodes in those around you
        tWO: <What are you trying to say?>
In the end, after a few suggestions on her end we did end up going with "turning into shadows" plus dark energy bolts and a paralysing touch. Sounds like a cohesive skillset and some good potential weaknesses. Now we've got to come up with a name, which might be a little more work. (I am told nothing cute, and no girl/woman postfixes. At least she knows what she wants.)


Bonus: What the Wild One guesses our other sister's pseudonym is.

  1. the Killing One
  2. the Blood Drawer
  3. the One Scarier than Most of the People You'll Ever Meet in Prison
  4. the Basilisk
  5. the One I'm sure is a Serial Murderer

    The answer?
  6. her Imperial Majesty