- Why are all my important classes this semester?
- Dear god, it takes how long for the busses to get to this new place?
- I'm going to be really good about going to class, despite the busses.
- Everyone in my program is in all my classes, and my boss teaches half of them. I really can't slack off.
- Oh god. What if I slack off?
- I know for a fact I am going to spend so much time pretending to study and just watching funny cat videos.
- I should find some way of blocking cat videos on my laptop.
- Cat videos would be so much better to watch on my desktop anyway.
- Maybe I should set up a program for collecting cat videos on my desktop, that way I'm not tempted to watch them during class.
- Wait. Was I really thinking about watching cat videos in class?
- Maybe if I show my boss cat videos every morning before class, I won't be tempted to watch them in class.
- Then if I do watch cat videos in class, it would be alright.
- I can't watch cat videos during class.
- These classes are important. It doesn't matter if my boss is alright with it, she only teaches half my classes.
- I could totally just stop watching cat videos for the semester.
- Seriously just cold turkey. None what so ever.
- That sounds stressful. I'm going to watch a cat video real quick.
- I think this semester is going to go swimmingly.
(Replace cat videos with facebook, twitter, tumblr, books, music, fencing, board games, writing, blogging, eating, sleeping, working out, and/or cat videos.)
